{"id":10616,"date":"2019-11-19T07:42:13","date_gmt":"2019-11-19T07:42:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/chinese-culture\/i-caught-every-step-wo-yi-ji-ye-mei-lou\/"},"modified":"2019-11-19T07:42:13","modified_gmt":"2019-11-19T07:42:13","slug":"i-caught-every-step-wo-yi-ji-ye-mei-lou","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/de\/i-caught-every-step-wo-yi-ji-ye-mei-lou\/","title":{"rendered":"I Caught Every Step \u6211\u4e00\u7ea7\u4e5f\u6ca1\u6f0f"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Mr. Brown was reading his evening paper when there came a tremendous banging down the stairs. He jumped up, ran to the hall, and discovered his schoolboy son sprawled on the floor.<br \/>  Did you miss a step? asked his dad.<br \/>  No, I caught every blessed one! came the bitter answered.<\/p>\n<p>  \u5e03\u6717\u5148\u751f\u5728\u770b\u665a\u62a5\uff0c\u5ffd\u7136\u4f20\u6765\u4e00\u9635\u4ec0\u4e48\u4e1c\u897f\u4ece\u697c\u4e0a\u6454\u4e0b\u6765\u7684\u54cd\u58f0\u3002\u4ed6\u8df3\u4e86\u8d77\u6765\uff0c\u8dd1\u5230\u5385\u91cc\uff0c\u53d1\u73b0\u81ea\u5df1\u4e0a\u4e86\u5b66\u7684\u513f\u5b50\u56db\u89d2\u671d\u5929\u5730\u8eba\u5728\u5730\u4e0a\u3002<br \/>  \u4f60\u662f\u4e0d\u662f\u8e29\u6f0f\u4e86\u4e00\u7ea7\u53f0\u9636\uff1f\u7238\u7238\u95ee\u3002<br \/>  \u4e0d\uff0c\u6211\u6bcf\u4e00\u7ea7\u90fd\u649e\u4e0a\u4e86\uff0c\u4e00\u7ea7\u4e5f\u6ca1\u6709\u6f0f\u6389\uff01\u513f\u5b50\u75db\u82e6\u5730\u56de\u7b54\u3002<br type=\"_moz\" \/><\/div>\n<div class=\"chine-tie-zi-nei-rong-zhi-hou\" id=\"chine-1046348564\"><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-1889418300638825\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display:block;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1889418300638825\" \ndata-ad-slot=\"7273022922\" \ndata-ad-layout-key=\"-gw-3+1f-3d+2z\"\ndata-ad-format=\"fluid\"><\/ins>\n<script> \n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); \n<\/script>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mr. Brown was reading his evening paper when there came a tremendous banging down the stairs. He jumped up, ran<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2849,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10616","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bilingual-humor","category-chinese-culture"],"views":181,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10616","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10616"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10616\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10616"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10616"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10616"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}