{"id":17944,"date":"2020-01-30T17:26:16","date_gmt":"2020-01-30T17:26:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/chinese-reading\/funny-translation-2\/"},"modified":"2020-01-30T17:26:16","modified_gmt":"2020-01-30T17:26:16","slug":"funny-translation-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/de\/funny-translation-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Translation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center; \">\n<p style=\"text-align: center; \">  \t<strong><span style=\"font-size:18px;\">Funny Translation<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><div>1.W\u01d2 q\u01d0n\u0261qi&uacute; sh&agrave;n\u0261d&igrave; \u0261\u011biw\u01d2 y&iacute;li&agrave;n\u0261 z&igrave;x&iacute;n\u0261ch\u0113\uff0cd&agrave;n w\u01d2 zh\u012bd&agrave;o sh&agrave;n\u0261d&igrave; b&uacute;hu&igrave; zh&egrave;me zu&ograve;\uff0csu&oacute;y\u01d0 w\u01d2 t\u014dule y&iacute;li&agrave;n\u0261 r&aacute;nh&ograve;u q\u01d0n\u0261qi&uacute; sh&agrave;n\u0261d&igrave; de ku\u0101nsh&ugrave;\u3002<\/div>\n<p>  \t\u6211\u8bf7\u6c42\u4e0a\u5e1d\u7ed9\u6211\u4e00\u8f86\u81ea\u884c\u8f66\uff0c\u4f46\u6211\u77e5\u9053\u4e0a\u5e1d\u4e0d\u4f1a\u8fd9\u4e48\u505a\uff0c\u6240\u4ee5\u6211\u5077\u4e86\u4e00\u8f86\u7136\u540e\u8bf7\u6c42\u4e0a\u5e1d\u7684\u5bbd\u6055\u3002<br \/>  \tI asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn&rsquo;t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.<\/p>\n<p><div>2.&nbsp;Z\u01ceoq\u01d0 de ni\u01ceo&eacute;r y\u01d2uch&oacute;n\u0261 ch\u012b\uff0cd&agrave;nsh&igrave; w\u01cend&agrave;o de l&aacute;osh\u01d4 y\u01d2u n\u01ceil&agrave;o\u3002<\/div>\n<p>  \t\u65e9\u8d77\u7684\u9e1f\u513f\u6709\u866b\u5403\uff0c\u4f46\u662f\u665a\u5230\u7684\u8001\u9f20\u6709\u5976\u916a\u3002<br \/>  \tThe early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.<\/p>\n<p><div>3.&nbsp;B&uacute;y&agrave;o \u0261\u0113n b&aacute;ich\u012b zh\u0113n\u0261l&ugrave;n\u3002T\u0101 hu&igrave; b\u01cen\u01d0 l\u0101d&agrave;o \u0261\u0113n t\u0101 y&iacute;y&agrave;n\u0261 de shu\u01d0p&iacute;n\u0261\uff0cr&aacute;nh&ograve;u y&ograve;n\u0261 j\u012bn\u0261y&agrave;n d\u01ceb&agrave;i n\u01d0\u3002<\/div>\n<p>  \t\u4e0d\u8981\u8ddf\u767d\u75f4\u4e89\u8bba\u3002\u4ed6\u4f1a\u628a\u4f60\u62c9\u5230\u8ddf\u4ed6\u4e00\u6837\u7684\u6c34\u5e73\uff0c\u7136\u540e\u7528\u7ecf\u9a8c\u6253\u8d25\u4f60\u3002<br \/>  \tDo not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div>4.&nbsp;W\u01d2men zh&ugrave;de d&igrave;f\u0251n\u0261 p\u012bs&agrave; l&aacute;id&eacute; b\u01d0 j\u01d0n\u0261ch&aacute; ku&agrave;i\u3002<\/div>\n<p>  \t\u6211\u4eec\u4f4f\u7684\u5730\u65b9\u62ab\u8428\u6765\u5f97\u6bd4\u8b66\u5bdf\u5feb\u3002<br \/>  \tWe live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><div>5.&nbsp;Zh&agrave;nzh\u0113n\u0261 b&ugrave;n&eacute;n\u0261 ju&eacute;d&igrave;n\u0261 shu&iacute; sh&igrave; zh&egrave;n\u0261qu&egrave; de&mdash;&mdash;zh\u01d0 n&eacute;n\u0261 ju&eacute;d&igrave;n\u0261 zu&igrave;h&ograve;u li&uacute;xi&agrave;l&aacute;i de sh&igrave;shu&iacute;\u3002<\/div>\n<p>  \t\u6218\u4e89\u4e0d\u80fd\u51b3\u5b9a\u8c01\u662f\u6b63\u786e\u7684&mdash;&mdash;\u53ea\u80fd\u51b3\u5b9a\u6700\u540e\u7559\u4e0b\u6765\u7684\u662f\u8c01\u3002<br \/>  \tWar does not determine who is right &ndash; only who is left.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"chine-tie-zi-nei-rong-zhi-hou\" id=\"chine-202568967\"><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-1889418300638825\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display:block;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1889418300638825\" \ndata-ad-slot=\"7273022922\" \ndata-ad-layout-key=\"-gw-3+1f-3d+2z\"\ndata-ad-format=\"fluid\"><\/ins>\n<script> \n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); \n<\/script>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Funny Translation   \t1.W\u01d2 q\u01d0n\u0261qi&uacute; sh&agrave;n\u0261d&igrave; \u0261\u011biw\u01d2 y&iacute;li&agrave;n\u0261 z&igrave;x&iacute;n\u0261ch\u0113\uff0cd&agrave;n w\u01d2 zh\u012bd&agrave;o sh&agrave;n\u0261d&igrave; b&uacute;hu&igrave; zh&egrave;me zu&ograve;\uff0csu&oacute;y\u01d0 w\u01d2 t\u014dule y&iacute;li&agrave;n\u0261 r&aacute;nh&ograve;u q\u01d0n\u0261qi&uacute; sh&agrave;n\u0261d&igrave; de ku\u0101nsh&ugrave;\u3002<br \/>\n  \t\u6211\u8bf7\u6c42\u4e0a\u5e1d\u7ed9\u6211\u4e00\u8f86\u81ea\u884c\u8f66\uff0c\u4f46\u6211\u77e5\u9053\u4e0a\u5e1d\u4e0d\u4f1a\u8fd9\u4e48\u505a\uff0c\u6240\u4ee5\u6211\u5077\u4e86\u4e00\u8f86\u7136\u540e\u8bf7\u6c42\u4e0a\u5e1d\u7684\u5bbd\u6055\u3002<br \/>\n  \tI asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn&rsquo;t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17944","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chinese-reading"],"views":245,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17944","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17944"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17944\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17944"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17944"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17944"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}