{"id":10620,"date":"2019-11-19T11:38:19","date_gmt":"2019-11-19T11:38:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/chinese-culture\/zi-ji-zuo-hao-zhun-bei-prepare-yourself\/"},"modified":"2019-11-19T11:38:19","modified_gmt":"2019-11-19T11:38:19","slug":"zi-ji-zuo-hao-zhun-bei-prepare-yourself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/mm\/zi-ji-zuo-hao-zhun-bei-prepare-yourself\/","title":{"rendered":"\u81ea\u5df1\u505a\u597d\u51c6\u5907 Prepare Yourself"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>A story around campus has it that a student o<em><\/em>nce sent a telegram to his parents reading: &quot;Mom &#8211; flunked\uff08\u4e0d\u53ca\u683c\uff0c\u5931\u8d25\uff09 all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>  Two days later he received a response: &quot;Pop prepared. Prepare yourself.&quot;<br \/>  &nbsp;\u3000\u3000<br \/>  \u6821\u56ed\u91cc\u6d41\u4f20\u7740\u8fd9\u6837\u7684\u6545\u4e8b\uff1a\u4e00\u4e2a\u5b66\u751f\u4e00\u6b21\u7ed9\u7236\u6bcd\u62cd\u4e86\u4e00\u4efd\u7535\u62a5\uff0c\u4e0a\u9762\u5199\u7740\uff1a&ldquo;\u5988\u5988\uff0c\u6211\u6240\u6709\u529f\u8bfe\u90fd\u4e0d\u53ca\u683c\uff0c\u88ab\u5b66\u6821\u5f00\u9664\u3002\u8ba9\u7238\u7238\u505a\u597d\u51c6\u5907\u3002&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>  \u4e24\u5929\u4ee5\u540e\uff0c\u4ed6\u6536\u5230\u4e86\u56de\u7535\uff1a&ldquo;\u7238\u7238\u5df2\u51c6\u5907\u597d\u3002\u4f60\u81ea\u5df1\u505a\u597d\u51c6\u5907\u5427!&rdquo;<br type=\"_moz\" \/><\/div>\n<div class=\"chine-tie-zi-nei-rong-zhi-hou\" id=\"chine-15254541\"><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-1889418300638825\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display:block;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1889418300638825\" \ndata-ad-slot=\"7273022922\" \ndata-ad-layout-key=\"-gw-3+1f-3d+2z\"\ndata-ad-format=\"fluid\"><\/ins>\n<script> \n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); \n<\/script>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: &quot;Mom &#8211; flunked\uff08\u4e0d\u53ca\u683c\uff0c\u5931\u8d25\uff09<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2849,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10620","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bilingual-humor","category-chinese-culture"],"views":223,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10620","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10620"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10620\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/mm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}