Category: Bilingual Humor

Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool（毒菌） ? Older Scout: Just eat one

A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom – flunked（不及格，失败）

Class and AssProfessor Laurie of Glasgow put this notice on his door：“Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today．” A

Son: Papa, what’s the meaning of " Like father, like son"? Father: Bastard. What another scandalous thing have you done

Mr. Brown was reading his evening paper when there came a tremendous banging down the stairs. He jumped up, ran

    The owner of a small travel agency saw an attractive couple gazing at his travel poster. Suddenly inspired, he

卡尔:你们中国人的确是一个勤奋的民族。          Nĭmen zhōngguó rén díquè shì yí gè qínfèn de          mínzú.          Your Chinese are really a diligent

A：你长得真漂亮。      Nĭ zhăng dé zhēn piàoliang.      You are so beautiful. B：哪里哪里！      Nălĭ nălĭ.      You flatters me.

A: 你们中国的服务业真是周到。      Nĭmen zhōngguó de fúwùyè zhēn shì zhōu dào.      The service industry in China is really thorough.