{"id":10644,"date":"2019-11-20T12:32:33","date_gmt":"2019-11-20T12:32:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/chinese-culture\/joke-waste-or-save-lang-fei-huan-shi-jie-yue\/"},"modified":"2019-11-20T12:32:33","modified_gmt":"2019-11-20T12:32:33","slug":"joke-waste-or-save-lang-fei-huan-shi-jie-yue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/my\/joke-waste-or-save-lang-fei-huan-shi-jie-yue\/","title":{"rendered":"Joke: Waste or Save \u6d6a\u8d39\u8fd8\u662f\u8282\u7ea6"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<div>\n<p>Waste or Save<\/p>\n<p>Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don&#8217;t you know you are wasting time?<\/p>\n<p>Jack: Yes, Dad. But I&#8217;ve saved you a meal, haven&#8217; I?<\/p>\n<p>\u6d6a\u8d39\u8fd8\u662f\u8282\u7ea6<\/p>\n<p>f&ugrave; qin\uff1ao\uff0cji&eacute; k&egrave;\uff0cn\u01d0 y&ograve;u shu&igrave; le y&iacute; sh&agrave;ng w\u01d4 \u3002n&aacute;n d&agrave;o n\u01d0 b&ugrave; zh\u012b d&agrave;o n\u01d0 zh&egrave; sh&igrave; z&agrave;i l&agrave;ng f&egrave;i sh&iacute; ji\u0101n ma \uff1f<br \/>  \u7236\u4eb2\uff1a&nbsp; \u5662\uff0c\u6770\u514b\uff0c\u4f60\u53c8\u7761\u4e86\u4e00\u4e0a\u5348\u3002\u96be\u9053\u4f60\u4e0d\u77e5\u9053\u4f60\u8fd9\u662f\u5728\u6d6a\u8d39\u65f6\u95f4\u5417\uff1f<\/p>\n<p>ji&eacute; k&egrave; \uff1aw\u01d2 zh\u012b d&agrave;o\uff0cb&agrave; ba\u3002k\u011b w\u01d2 h&aacute;i g\u011bi n&iacute;n ji\u0113 sh\u011bng le y&iacute; d&ugrave;n f&agrave;n ne\uff0csh&igrave; b&uacute; sh&igrave; \uff1f<br \/>  \u6770\u514b\uff1a&nbsp;&nbsp; \u6211\u77e5\u9053\uff0c\u7238\u7238\u3002\u53ef\u6211\u8fd8\u7ed9\u60a8\u8282\u7701\u4e86\u4e00\u987f\u996d\u5462\uff0c\u662f\u4e0d\u662f\uff1f<\/p>\n<p>Notes:<\/p>\n<p>\u6d6a\u8d39 l&agrave;ng f&egrave;i&nbsp; waste<br \/>  \u65f6\u95f4 sh&iacute; ji\u0101n time <br \/>  \u8282\u7ea6 ji&eacute; yu\u0113 save<br \/>  \u8282\u7701 ji&eacute; sh\u011bng&nbsp; save<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"chine-tie-zi-nei-rong-zhi-hou\" id=\"chine-205242839\"><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-1889418300638825\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display:block;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1889418300638825\" \ndata-ad-slot=\"7273022922\" \ndata-ad-layout-key=\"-gw-3+1f-3d+2z\"\ndata-ad-format=\"fluid\"><\/ins>\n<script> \n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); \n<\/script>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Waste or SaveFather: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don&#8217;t you know you are wasting time?<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2849,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10644","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bilingual-humor","category-chinese-culture"],"views":170,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/my\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10644","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/my\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/my\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/my\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/my\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10644"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/my\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10644\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/my\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10644"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/my\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10644"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/my\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10644"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}