{"id":10627,"date":"2019-11-19T18:49:18","date_gmt":"2019-11-19T18:49:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/chinese-culture\/what-do-i-get-wo-neng-de-dao-shen-me\/"},"modified":"2019-11-19T18:49:18","modified_gmt":"2019-11-19T18:49:18","slug":"what-do-i-get-wo-neng-de-dao-shen-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/th\/what-do-i-get-wo-neng-de-dao-shen-me\/","title":{"rendered":"what do I get \u6211\u80fd\u5f97\u5230\u4ec0\u4e48"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?<br \/>  Tommy: Quarters.<br \/>  Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?<br \/>  Tommy: Hamburger.<\/p>\n<p>  \u8001\u5e08\uff1a\u5982\u679c\u6211\u628a\u4e00\u5757\u725b\u6392\u5207\u6210\u4e24\u534a\u7684\u4e24\u534a\uff0c\u6211\u80fd\u5f97\u5230\u51e0\u5757\u513f\uff1f<br \/>  \u6c64\u7c73\uff1a\u56db\u5757\u3002<br \/>  \u8001\u5e08\uff1a\u90a3\u6211\u8981\u662f\u518d\u5207\u4e24\u6b21\uff0c\u6211\u80fd\u5f97\u5230\u4ec0\u4e48\u5462\uff1f<br \/>  \u6c64\u7c73\uff1a\u6c49\u5821\u3002<br type=\"_moz\" \/><\/div>\n<div class=\"chine-tie-zi-nei-rong-zhi-hou\" id=\"chine-4219156844\"><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-1889418300638825\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display:block;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1889418300638825\" \ndata-ad-slot=\"7273022922\" \ndata-ad-layout-key=\"-gw-3+1f-3d+2z\"\ndata-ad-format=\"fluid\"><\/ins>\n<script> \n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); \n<\/script>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get? Tommy:<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2849,9],"tags":[1021],"class_list":["post-10627","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bilingual-humor","category-chinese-culture","tag-teacher"],"views":194,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/th\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10627","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/th\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/th\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/th\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/th\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10627"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/th\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10627\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/th\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10627"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/th\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10627"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/th\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10627"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}