{"id":10642,"date":"2019-11-20T10:31:06","date_gmt":"2019-11-20T10:31:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/chinese-culture\/xiang-qin-blind-date\/"},"modified":"2019-11-20T10:31:06","modified_gmt":"2019-11-20T10:31:06","slug":"xiang-qin-blind-date","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/vi\/xiang-qin-blind-date\/","title":{"rendered":"\u76f8\u4eb2 Blind Date"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>  &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Blind Date<br \/>  After being with her all evening, the man couldn&#8217;t take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim ex<em><\/em>pression and said, &quot;I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.&quot;&quot;Thank heavens,&quot; his date replied. &quot;If yours hadn&#8217;t, mine would have had to!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>  \u76f8\u4eb2<br \/>  \u548c\u76f2\u7ea6\u5bf9\u8c61\u5446\u4e86\u4e00\u665a\u4e0a\u540e\uff0c\u7537\u4eba\u518d\u4e5f\u53d7\u4e0d\u4e86\u4e86\u3002\u4ed6\u4e8b\u5148\u5b89\u6392\u4e86\u4e2a\u670b\u53cb\u7ed9\u4ed6\u6253\u7535\u8bdd\uff0c\u8fd9\u6837\u4ed6\u5c31\u80fd\u501f\u6545\u5148\u79bb\u5f00\u4e86\u3002\u5f53\u4ed6\u56de\u5230\u684c\u8fb9\uff0c\u4ed6\u5782\u4e0b\u773c\u775b\uff0c\u88c5\u51fa\u4e00\u526f\u9634\u6c89\u7684\u8868\u60c5\uff0c\u8bf4\uff1a&ldquo;\u6709\u4e2a\u4e0d\u5e78\u7684\u6d88\u606f\uff0c\u6211\u7684\u7956\u7236\u521a\u521a\u53bb\u4e16\u4e86\u3002&rdquo;&ldquo;\u8c22\u5929\u8c22\u5730\uff01&rdquo;\u4ed6\u7684\u7ea6\u4f1a\u5bf9\u8c61\u8bf4\uff0c&ldquo;\u5982\u679c\u4f60\u7684\u7956\u7236\u4e0d\u6b7b\uff0c\u6211\u7684\u7956\u7236\u5c31\u5f97\u6b7b\u4e86\uff01&rdquo; <br type=\"_moz\" \/><\/div>\n<div class=\"chine-tie-zi-nei-rong-zhi-hou\" id=\"chine-2241327655\"><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-1889418300638825\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display:block;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1889418300638825\" \ndata-ad-slot=\"7273022922\" \ndata-ad-layout-key=\"-gw-3+1f-3d+2z\"\ndata-ad-format=\"fluid\"><\/ins>\n<script> \n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); \n<\/script>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Blind Date After being with her all evening, the man couldn&#8217;t take another minute with his blind date. Earlier,<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2849,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10642","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bilingual-humor","category-chinese-culture"],"views":228,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/vi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10642","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/vi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/vi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/vi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/vi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10642"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/vi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10642\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/vi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/vi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/vi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}