{"id":7795,"date":"2019-10-03T14:39:33","date_gmt":"2019-10-03T14:39:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/chinese-reading\/the-desert\/"},"modified":"2019-10-03T14:39:33","modified_gmt":"2019-10-03T14:39:33","slug":"the-desert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/vi\/the-desert\/","title":{"rendered":"The desert"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>This is a very short beginner children&rsquo;s joke.<br \/>  Beginner Chinese Children&#8217;s Jokes and StoriesThe Chinese title of this joke is &ldquo;\u6c99\u6f20&rdquo;, desert. Read the original on Tom61<br \/>  Click to Listen<br \/>  \u6c99\u6f20 &ndash; sh\u0101 m&ograve; &ndash; Desert<br \/>  \u5bbd &ndash; ku\u0101n &ndash; Wide<br \/>  \u79c3 &ndash; t\u016b &ndash; Bald<br \/>  \u8001\u5e08: &ldquo;\u6c99\u6f20\u662f\u4e00\u5757\u53c8\u957f\u53c8\u5bbd\u7684\u5730\u65b9\uff0c\u4e0a\u9762\u5149\u5149\u7684\uff0c\u4ec0\u4e48\u4e1c\u897f\u90fd\u4e0d\u957f\u3002&rdquo;<br \/>  \u5c0f\u5b66\u751f: &ldquo;\u8001\u5e08\uff0c\u6211\u660e\u767d\u4e86\u3002\u6211\u7238\u7238\u7684\u79c3\u5934\u5c31\u662f\u4e00\u7247\u6c99\u6f20\u3002&rdquo;<br \/>  Hide English &raquo;<br \/>  Teacher: &ldquo;A desert is a long, wide place, its surface is very bright, and not a single thing grows there.&rdquo;<br \/>  Primary School Student: &ldquo;Teacher, I understand. My father&rsquo;s bald head is a strip of desert.&rdquo;<br type=\"_moz\" \/><\/div>\n<div class=\"chine-tie-zi-nei-rong-zhi-hou\" id=\"chine-1105758571\"><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-1889418300638825\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display:block;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1889418300638825\" \ndata-ad-slot=\"7273022922\" \ndata-ad-layout-key=\"-gw-3+1f-3d+2z\"\ndata-ad-format=\"fluid\"><\/ins>\n<script> \n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); \n<\/script>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a very short beginner children&rsquo;s joke. Beginner Chinese Children&#8217;s Jokes and StoriesThe Chinese title of this joke is<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[1021],"class_list":["post-7795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chinese-reading","tag-teacher"],"views":162,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/vi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7795","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/vi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/vi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/vi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/vi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7795"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/vi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7795\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/vi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/vi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chinesemoment.com\/vi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}