New Chinese Internet Word: Are you a 屌丝(Diǎosī)?
网友总结的“屌丝”特征:
The summary "Diǎosī" features :
身高: 1米68是极限;
Height: a 168cm’s height is the limit.
收入:一线城市不超过2,000元(1元约0.159美元,下同),二线三线城市不超过1,500元。
Income: no more than 2000 yuan (1 yuan is about $0.159) in the first-tier cities. No more than 1,500 yuan in the second-tier cities.
手机:华为、Nokia、金立、天宇…
Mobilephone(Brand): Huawei、Nokia、Gionee、Sky…
长相:2分—4分(10分制)
Looks: 2–4 points out of 10
饮料:康师傅系列、脉动、鲜橙多、快活林
Beverage: Kangshifu drinks, Blue drink、orange juice (As pictures below)
食物:康师傅方便面、鸡蛋灌饼、豆浆、油条、包子、馒头、牛肉面、回锅肉炒饭
Food: Kangshifu Instant Noodles, eggs, pie filling, soy milk, fried dough sticks, steamed buns, beef noodles and fried rice with twice-cooked pork on it.
衣服鞋子:真维斯、李宁、德尔惠、乔丹、361°、地摊货或淘宝便宜货
Clothes and shoes: Jeanswest, Lining, Deerhui, 361°, clothes from temporary stalls, or cheap clothes from Taobao.com
在生活中屡屡受挫,在网上就装牛逼。不管政治、医学、体育,还是天文,都是“专家”。并且爱说“我以前怎样怎样”或“我在××干了××年。”
In real life, they hide their frustration while pretend to be a master online. No matter at politics, medicine, sports or astronomy, they’re all good at.
胆小猥琐,看见7分女就脸红,不敢说话.
Timid and insignificant, feel shy when meet a 7-points-girl(out of 10 points).
无女友。
Have no girlfriend.
选位置一定选在最后,害怕“高富帅”和“女神”的眼光。
Choose the seat in the right back, afraid of Gaofushuai and the 7-points-girls.
讨厌别人用照相机拍自己。
Hate to be taken any photos.
连进星巴克手都不知道放哪里。
Feel uncomfortable even in Starbucks.
在生活中充当小丑类的角色。
Act as a clown in daily life.
不敢穿颜色鲜艳的衣服,也不敢穿戴特别潮的衣服和饰品。
Have no dare to wear clothes in bright colors; do not dare to wear any fashionable jewelry.
喜欢看小说,经常把自己幻想成小说或电影里的英雄。
Like reading novels. And always imagine himself as a hero in novels or movies.
没有特长,平平淡淡。
Have no expertise. A flat experience.
不爱运动,要么瘦得跟狗一样,要么肥得坐下肚子的肉都要堆三层。
Do not do any physical exercise. They’re either as thin as a dog, or so fat that their belly has 3 rolls.
拥有“美国梦”(留学、出国、移民),但只能做梦。
Have an "American Dream"(study abroad, immigration), but it’s only a dream.
所以,你是屌丝吗?
So, are you a diaosi?